What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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