woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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