just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
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so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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