the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i think my cat just said my name.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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