Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I didn't notice because vodka
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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