That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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