Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
And then my night got REAL pukey
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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