A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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