Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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