your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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