kristin has been a bad kristin
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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