we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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