Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
i think i just lost a toe
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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