I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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