So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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