He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Everclear isn't food dammit
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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