At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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