How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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