It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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