Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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