so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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