I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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