am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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