If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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