where am i from again
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
