He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it glows. i had to have it.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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