Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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