'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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