I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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