Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
did you just send me my own nude
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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