Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I deserve this hangover.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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