just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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