Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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