I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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