is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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