I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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