I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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