I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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