His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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