so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
