if you like me you must not know who I am
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's great music for shaving your balls
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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