That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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