The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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