Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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