If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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