I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
