if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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