The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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