I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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