And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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