your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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