i don't like sucking hair
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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