I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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