I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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