is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
