I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize