How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
