U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
How does one acquire holy water?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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