I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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