Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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