I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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