when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you win again, gameday.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just invented taco cereal.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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